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If Maria Callas, Halle Berry, and M.I.A. had a child together, we're fairly certain that it would come out looking and sounding pretty much like Danielle de Niese. (We'd also pay a pretty penny to see that sex tape, but that's neither here nor there.) Though she's firmly entrenched in the world of diva-dom now and probably too hot for us to Handel (oh, I am so sorry, what the hell is wrong with me?), we hold on to the hope that her Australian heritage would not preclude her from grabbing a cold beer with us one day. Hey, you gotta have dreams.
I've just listened to "Mohair Time Warp," and decided that William Brittelle must be the most stunningly versatile lover anyone could wish for. Brittelle is the writer and composer of this epic and erratic piece for singer and chamber ensemble. He also performs it, lip-syncing the vocal part.
Speaking of lips in sync, I shall anticipate a ravishing evening of wild shifts from Punk to Emo. First I'll succumb to a red-hot thrashing, then I'll satisfy Brittelle's insatiable desire for consolation and reassurance. Yes, Mr. Brittelle, you can shower me with your stream of consciousness anytime you want.
Sometimes I fantasize that Theo Bleckmann is singing just for me. Because I am a firm believer in making fantasies come true, I am currently negotiating to book Bleckmann for an evening of twenty consecutive private performances of his arrangement of Cole Porter's "True Love." I shall be his audience of one. The bells and whistles are part of his package, but I hope he also brings along some grown-up toys.
Lucia Ahn tickles the ivories as a member of the sultry Ahn Trio but we wish she'd spend some time tickling us. Hotter than a gochu, we frequently find ourselves daydreaming about how her Korean heritage would spice up our life; not to mention our food. In fact, she warms us up so much we'd even be willing to look past the huge jar of kim-chi she'd have stinking up our fridge. Now if that's not true love, we don't know what is.
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If Maria Callas, Halle Berry, and M.I.A. had a child together, we're fairly certain that it would come out looking and sounding pretty much like Danielle de Niese. (We'd also pay a pretty penny to see that sex tape, but that's neither here nor there.) Though she's firmly entrenched in the world of diva-dom now and probably too hot for us to Handel (oh, I am so sorry, what the hell is wrong with me?), we hold on to the hope that her Australian heritage would not preclude her from grabbing a cold beer with us one day. Hey, you gotta have dreams.
I've just listened to "Mohair Time Warp," and decided that William Brittelle must be the most stunningly versatile lover anyone could wish for. Brittelle is the writer and composer of this epic and erratic piece for singer and chamber ensemble. He also performs it, lip-syncing the vocal part.
Speaking of lips in sync, I shall anticipate a ravishing evening of wild shifts from Punk to Emo. First I'll succumb to a red-hot thrashing, then I'll satisfy Brittelle's insatiable desire for consolation and reassurance. Yes, Mr. Brittelle, you can shower me with your stream of consciousness anytime you want.
Oh, Canada, thank you for giving us Lara St. John. We love that she leaves a little to our imagination unlike some other less ladylike string players.
Lucia Ahn tickles the ivories as a member of the sultry Ahn Trio but we wish she'd spend some time tickling us. Hotter than a gochu, we frequently find ourselves daydreaming about how her Korean heritage would spice up our life; not to mention our food. In fact, she warms us up so much we'd even be willing to look past the huge jar of kim-chi she'd have stinking up our fridge. Now if that's not true love, we don't know what is.
