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A picture may be worth a thousand words but often 990 of them aren’t quite the right ones. So each and every Friday we’re giving you a chance to set the story straight with our weekly caption contest. You submit your captions and over the weekend The Cereal List aggregate will convene a panel to narrow the field down to small set of finalists. On Monday, we post the finalists and allow readers to select the winner.
This week’s prize for winning is the following killer T-shirt:
Submit your captions in our comments section!
**Caption comments can be submitted without using real names but must include a working email address (which will not be published).
guys, my hands are over here…
We’re going to make music whether the audience shows up or not!!
Sheila was confused and frustrated: did the assistant concertmaster suffer from an unfortunately-sized bald spot, or was he sporting a flesh-toned yarmulke?
Ms. Purpurea Pinklebelt, conductor the Monday night “Midriffs & Mahler” series, appears in the new “Got Milk?” ad campaign. Says Ms. Pinklebelt, “Moo.”
Not many people know that Marin Alsop went through a “Lisa Loeb/Skinny Pink Belt” phase…
I’m crushing your head. I’m crushing your head!
“…Well, they DID say they were papering the house…
“Stop looking at my boobs, Milton!”
Much to Mme Conductor’s shock and dismay, those references to shoving the baton into dark and unmentionable places had not been metaphorical.