Editorial Note: Read our 
A picture may be worth a thousand words but often 990 of them aren’t quite the right ones. So each and every Friday we’re giving you a chance to set the story straight with our weekly caption contest. You submit your captions and over the weekend The Cereal List aggregate will convene a panel to narrow the field down to small set of finalists. On Monday, we post the finalists and allow readers to select the winner.
This week’s prize for winning is the following array of killer CDs from Cantaloupe Records:
1. BANG ON A CAN – Bang on a Can Meets Kyaw Kyaw Naing
2. PHILIP GLASS – Music in Fifths / Two Pages
3. ALARM WILL SOUND – Michael Gordon: Van Gogh
4. MICHAEL GORDON – [purgatorio] POPOPERA
5. BANG ON A CAN – The Carbon Copy Building
Submit your captions in our comments section!
**Caption comments can be submitted without using real names but must include a working email address (which will not be published).
“Let’s just say we’ve been working on her embouchure.”
I thought you said that because I was getting older, we had to find a way to increase my SAX appeal….
Her hands are not actually holding the saxophone.
Suddenly the practice of clubbing baby seals made perfect sense.
In defiance of the laws of chance, Heidi Klum played through all of Sequenza IXb, by accident.
REED my lips!
Unfortunately, she completely misunderstood my invitation to “Kiss my mouthpiece.”
You might enjoy it more if you keep your eyes open.
Heidi Klum opens a new swingers’ club.
A unhinged Seal re-examines 90s pop aesthetics, over-production, and prog-rock progressions, after Heidi casually blasts through Berio’s Sequenza.