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A picture may be worth a thousand words but often 990 of them aren’t quite the right ones. So each and every Friday we’re giving you a chance to set the story straight with our weekly caption contest. You submit your captions and over the weekend The Cereal List aggregate will convene a panel to narrow the field down to small set of finalists. On Monday, we post the finalists and allow readers to select the winner.
This week’s prize for winning is the following array of killer CDs from Cantaloupe Records:
1. BANG ON A CAN – Bang on a Can Meets Kyaw Kyaw Naing
2. PHILIP GLASS – Music in Fifths / Two Pages
3. ALARM WILL SOUND – Michael Gordon: Van Gogh
4. MICHAEL GORDON – [purgatorio] POPOPERA
5. BANG ON A CAN – The Carbon Copy Building
Submit your captions in our comments section!
**Caption comments can be submitted without using real names but must include a working email address (which will not be published).
I thought only Mommy played with big wood.
His viol was bass… like his intentions.
You must be at least five feet tall to play this instrument.
“Now darling, if you talk during Santa’s bass solo, he won’t bring you that Barbie you wanted.”
Gustavo Dudamel’s secret shame: the sad fate of children who outgrow El Sistema.
Can you guess which one of these people suffers from Asperger’s Syndrome?
The Curious Case of Benjamin Suzuki
Down in the Grotto of Ol’ Viol, the sacred Girl-Child is introduced to her guru before beginning her pilgrimage.
Unemployed bassist tries a new image based on the popularity of the movie, “The Soloist.”
As part of his plea bargain, Gary Karr sentenced to play Capuzzi concerto one hundred times in a row in the basement of Basilica di San Marco.
After consuming two of the trio’s members, Tiki idol eyes small child.
Dan Brown criticized for sloppy research regarding Masonic rituals.