
Lucia Ahn tickles the ivories as a member of the sultry Ahn Trio but we wish she’d spend some time tickling us. Hotter than a gochu, we frequently find ourselves daydreaming about how her Korean heritage would spice up our life; not to mention our food. In fact, she warms us up so much we’d even be willing to look past the huge jar of kim-chi she’d have stinking up our fridge. Now if that’s not true love, we don’t know what is.

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Good grief. Are you capable of talking about the Ahns without resorting to rattling off a list of racial stereotypes? This isn’t as bad as that appalling fake interview a few weeks ago, but seriously, cut it out. Next week are you planning to express your yearning for a chance to eat fried chicken and watermelon with Audra McDonald? I didn’t think so.