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Elvis: Gone but not Fagotten!
Bassoonist gyrates wildly during Daugherty’s heavy metal-influenced “Shred Elvis.”
Rollout of “Bassoon Hero” enjoys enthusiastic response at national AARP conference in Miami.
Conductors discuss pros and cons of various baton lengths.
Fall from Graceland. . .
As U.S. Orchestras Sign Elite 2010 Draft Picks, Concern Grows Over Unchecked Superstar Status of New Players. (Pictured: recent Cleveland Orchestra performance shortly after opening bars of Stravinsky’s “The Rite of Spring”)
Plot Lines Grow Thin as Clooney Struggles in “Ocean’s 23″
Classical Music World Abuzz About Recent Discovery of Ravel’s “Concerto for Bassoon — Two Fingers on Each Hand”
Orchestra manager firing reportedly due to “costuming anachronisms” at Philharmonic’s recent “Salute to AC/DC” performance.
Million Dollar Trio celebrates the release of latest single, “Bossa Nova Bocal”
Mr. Dynamite, meet Mr. Dulcian
Well since my baby left me/I found a new place to dwell/It’s down at the end of lonely street/at…the woodwind section?
This guy got confused: the casting call was for an Elvis impersonator who could also play a “buffoon”…
Elvis isn’t dead, he plays in the Cleveland Orchestra!
Annual Cleveland Orchestra Drum Major Tryouts!
Elvis Named Guest of Honor at Annual Dead White Male Convention
Look Mom, I made this many dollars! And you said there was no money to be made on the Bassoon.