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The principal clarinetist with the Metropolitan Opera, Anthony McGill, probably hasn’t had a dry reed since he performed at President Obama’s inauguration ceremony. An experienced and versatile clarinetist, he knows you have to wet both sides for the best vibrations. There’s a rumor that McGill is extremely vocal in the bedroom, though you have to wonder if he might be faking it.
Hmm… it seems he has recently started a blog on his website. Let’s go there and leave some comments encouraging him to share his most intimate secrets.
