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A picture may be worth a thousand words but often 990 of them aren’t quite the right ones. So each and every Friday we’re giving you a chance to set the story straight with our weekly caption contest. You submit your captions and over the weekend The Cereal List aggregate will convene a panel to narrow the field down to small set of finalists.
Since Monday is Labor Day, we’ll wait until Tuesday next week to post the finalists and allow readers to select the winner.
This week’s prize for winning: Once again, not one, not two, but FIVE Innova CDs!
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Lang Lang’s world tour to partner with Cirque du Soleil
try as he might, the pianist couldn’t shake the characterization that he was flaming.
Emanuel Ax rehearses for his history-making, first-ever performance by an American pianist, in Pyongyang, North Korea.
Next up, a performance in the foothills north of Los Angeles…
Final Prelude and Conflagration from the “Well-Embered Clavier”
Recently discovered photograph of Scriabin beta-testing “Vers al flamme.”
Percy Grainger lovingly performs Tom Lehrer’s “The Masochism Tango.”
Jerry Lee Lewis and “Great Baldwins of Fire.”
Despite Appearance by Billy Joel, Burning Piano Man Festival Flops
As tour expenses mount, Liberace’s manager suggests candelabra.
“It’s only four minutes and thirty-three seconds,” my publicist told me, “What could possibly go wrong?”
Steinway’s Model C-227 receives a Five-Star Safety Rating
Rehearsal photo from Michael Daugherty’s new piano concerto “Great Balls Of Fire”, based on themes of Jerry Lee Lewis.
A rare image from Victor Borge’s final concert.
Don’t forget to apply sunscreen when practicing your Bach on the beach.
“Sorabji. Why did it have to be Sorabji?”
Somehow, the Annea Lockwood encore was beginning to lose its spark.
Radical Early Music Scholars Attack Scarlatti Performance
Geoffrey Rush in an early screen test for film about David Helfgott — originally titled “Roast.”
Jack Nicholson in scene from post-apocalyptic remake of “Five Easy Pieces.”
Pippin entertains members of the Minas Tirith Beacon Lighters Local #359 at their annual beach party.
Shocking photo from Ralph Nader’s tell-all book about the piano industry, “Unsafe in Any Key.”
Miraculously, the Death Star’s lounge pianist survived the attack.
NYT: Knievel’s Chopin Performance “Distracting”
And how would you like your piano this evening, sir?
[Gad! Omitted the key verb! Correction, correction!]
And how would you like your piano prepared this evening, sir?
Tonight the Keyboard Channel Presents: Unsung Heroes of Music — THE STUNT PIANISTS
An angry Sinatra vents: “My grand sounds like a horse. / My tech visited on Friday. / I had no other choice: / I torched my Steinway.”
Episode #73: The Skipper reveals his dark side as he demands increasingly perilous “entertainments” from Gilligan.
“Bayreuth Beach Memoirs”
God finally weighs in on equal temperament.
Feuervergnügen!
“My conclusion was that this idea was not a practical deterrent, for reasons which, at this moment, must be all too obvious. . .”