Editorial Note: Read our 
Though concert attendance may be down, Ukranian opera singer-cum-pop princess Oksana Grivorieva is certainly doing her part to grow the classical music audience. Plus, now that it’s been confirmed that she’s pregnant with Mel Gibson’s baby and straddling both the oprea and celebrity worlds, we feel she is in a unique position to bring classical music to a larger audience. And while our heart aches when we think about her having Braveheart’s baby and not ours, it’s a beautiful heartache. Besides, Mel Gibson knows what women want.
Editor’s note: Every Wednesday The Cereal List flaunts the sexiest men and women in classical music. And being that I am a gentleman of considerable class, I wanted to make sure we let the ladies go first.
Whoa! The only bust I’ve ever had on my piano is Beethoven’s.
Aack nooooooo abort abort!! Too much collagen, not enough talent.
You may see a sexy babe in lingerie. But I see a fragile beauty with a broken heart. Stop calling me Oksana. It’s over. Move on, I have.