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Soprano Angela Gheorghiu, who announced last week that she was canceling several engagements at the Metropolitan Opera, has contracted a rare and potentially career-ending vocal ailment. It is believed that she contracted the disease, known as caprahircusitis, while visiting her parents’ sheep and goat farm in her native Romania. The Cereal List has obtained a recording of Gheorghiu singing the “Habanera” from Carmen during a recent rehearsal, which demonstrates the unsettling effects of this very unusual condition.
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effing hilarious!
What if she’s really sick and she cancelled her concerts because there’s something seriously wrong with her. Then will you still make fun of her?
What if she’s really sick and she cancelled her concerts because there’s something seriously wrong with her. Then will you still make fun of her?
“Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.” — Mel Brooks
She just needs someone to rub Vick on her chest.
@Dane Aubrun are you volunteering? By the way, I hope you’re referring to Vicks and not Michael Vick…